It's A Party, Not A Picnic: The Six P's »
HEY GUYS! Did you know that—according to the teacher of tonight’s class—there are only SIX good reasons to ever leave the hot room during a class? It’s true! And amazingly, they ALL begin with the letter P! So here, in no particular order, are The Six P’s:
It is only acceptable to leave the hot room if you are…
Peeing
Pooping
Puking
Passing Out
Pregnant
or on your Period!
Those last two apply to the ladies only, obviously. I mean, until ‘Those Who Are They’ figure out a way for men to become pregnant…
Ummmm, YEAH. So anyway, there ya go! The Six P’s!
How about if you’re PARCHED or PISSED OFF?
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